Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

Normally I'd accept a ban with no retort but tonight I'm feeling a bit rebellious. So I was lurking on the BBS and found this shitheads thread and decided to make parody threads mocking it. I wanted to bump them all in just the right order so that I could get a screen capture of them together and post the screen cap as the punchline.

I was banned and my parody topics were deleted. Here's the thing I don't get, I was banned for being uncontributory to the BBS, yet that fuckface DarthLeather get's a free pass for doing the exact same thing? Fuck that. The rules state that we're not allowed to do shit like bump old topics or make multiple short posts under a small time period. But that's not the reason why I was banned now was it? How often do parody threads get a free pass? Never. But really, how much of that supposed bumping actually goes on without punishment? All the time. DHT's excuse is that I posted multiple short posts in a short period of time. I say "excuse" because that wasn't his motive, it was his opening. For whatever reason, mods really fucking hate parody threads, yet we're on a website that is mostly a bunch of Flash movie parodies.

I see a few flaws with the staff team, especially in the region of the Art portal where abusive reviews and porn run rampant and despite how many people might flag a review that constitutes of "Burn in hell faggot!" the review is neglected and apparent for all to see. If I were a review mod my first target would be the art portal just because of the insane amount of rule breaking that goes on therein unchallenged. I'd even do it for free.

Of course that's the reason why I'm not a mod; whenever I report abusive content, that is content that is regarded as against the rules, such as stolen content or porn, I get told to fuck off and the content is given a free pass. Whenever I do fuck off and do my own thing I'm told to fuck off again. My point is, when stolen and malicious content gets a free pass then why shouldn't I? I've had artwork get removed from the portal because it was perv bait, but whenever I report perv bait I'm just being irrational. If fair is fair then remove this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

That's only to name a few, there's 179 pages worth of perv bait in the art portal that Mods hadn't removed. If fair is fair then I should get to do fuck all whatever really. Hell I think that in just archiving this list that I've done more work in the art portal than the art mods have.

So yeah, Awesome Kombat had a score of 4.44 and somehow ended up in the best of all time slot. That is both fucking awesomely hilarious and sad. Needless to say, it went from a 4.44 to a 4.13 over night. If having a score of 4.44 is all it takes to be on that list, and high on it at that, then I await to see what you fuckers have in store for IT WHOOPZILLA!!! fore it has a score of 4.44.

CrapFlashCrew members! Quickly! Man the cannons, hold the gate! The shit storm is upon us!

Oh, also, this little monumental event earned me a total of 4 pennies. Stunning.

Pornographists are starting to catch on!!!

I'm drowning in my sorrow,
In my goals I have lost sight,
Desperate to escape my woes,
I resist my gradual plight,

It's so hard to swim,
Yet it's so easy to drown,
Each time I think I'll surface,
Reality pulls me down,

I am at lust for warmth,
The water has dissolved my will,
My grasp has become numb,
And my means have frozen still,

Despite my struggle,
My fears have swallowed me whole,
I am at mercy of the depths,
And the goddess of misery down below,

As we are quite acquainted,
The entity of misery and I,
I cannot be but the incarnation of horror,
If Tethys is the sea Goddess,
Then I am the Titan Oceanus,

If tear's made ocean's,
If weeping sowed creeks,
If sobbing summoned lake's,
Then I am the deep blue,

Cry me a river. Let me soothe your pain.

When you get to the final results screen where you're graded for your score, tap the tab button until the question mark button is highlighted, it'll then bring up a pop up screen with more buttons. With the tab having still selected the question mark, click on the "Useless" button to increase your score by however much you want. As far as I know, there are no limits as to how high you can raise your score. You could go up to a thousand for all I know, but for all I care, I won't waste my time trying.

I'm still in the process of mah secret flash moveh, I'm like, 20 seconds in.

Anyway, I'm probably gonna go get some delicious vendables here soon.

Did I mention that I actually live in South Park now? It's actually named Alma, but is often reffered to as South Park.

There's another place around 7 miles from here called Fairplay that more so resembles SP from the show, but both places are reffered to as South Park.

Alma kicks the living shit out of Fairplay, I hate Fairplay, it's the ugliest looking place I've ever seen, and I live next to a placer mine. Alma might not be much, what with it's delapitated buildings scattered all over the place an such. But it has that homey feeling to it whenever theres snow on the ground. So it's okay, typical mountain town.

I'd really like to go hang out at Breckenridge today, but meh, Dillions more fun.

MOOGLE PORN?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I probably violated 30 copywrites claims here.

This game was awful. First off, there's only one maze, and if you have a wired mouse then oh boy are you in for it.

The only real way to beat the game is through a cheat I found.

Holding down Shift + tapping the Tab button. It'll automatically select the checkpoints for you. Make sure you count up to five checkpoints, 'cause the fith one is the closest to the end. The ones after which are just decoys 'n shit.

Then, hit the wall with your curser. Hit the checkpoint button and you're well on your way to the 70 pics included in this mess of frustration.

Thats another thing, wouldn't you figure that there'd be 70 mazes to go with that as opposed to just the one?

It doesn't even qualify as a game. It's a fucking slide show.

And about the 70 pics, there should only be 25 especially being the fact that there are only 25 pics in here that are worth saving.

The pics either have horrid artwork, you already have them, they're badly distorted or all the above.

It's a shame because I was expecting orginal work that couldn't be found else where. But what I found was a slew of random artwork by a variety of differen't artists that you couldn't find on Lu.scio.us.

But the 25 pictures I mentioned are still okay. Everyone else may not feel the same way I do, so I'll let you be the judge of that.

I give this game 3/10 for being such a broken peice of junk. It might be able to restrict you from trying to pull off the more obvious tricks and cheats, but anyone can hack around it easily. And theres not much reward for your efforts either.

Also just to give you an example of what the gallery's like.