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You could probably get a spot on Adult swim with this stuff dude!
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I really did love the Piconjo style quality of the flash, I really did! I loved how you used a picture of an actual gas station as your background as opposed to making one.
The animation itself was also very enjoyable, and although the mic was kinda weak, I still loved it.
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I don't know how your finale will be determined by this flash, but I hope you'll succeed.
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So you're a fan of BonBon eh?
Personally I hate BonBon but this, this was awesome.
I hope that whats-his-face paid you to make the game.
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They oughta have have a category specifically for Seizure flashs.
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I absolutely despise the fact that you pick up weapons simply by walking over them. Which is really fucking annoying especially since they're more than likely the weapons you don't want.
And I also hate how Tricky was given that bucktooth design, he looks like a joke.
The weapons are unbelievably inaffective against... Everyone... You'd figure that after one or two hits the henchmen would die but no they take like a billion.
Even with the chainsaw it's ridiculous. Especially since during a fight with Tricky the only way to get more weapons is to run out of bullets, which is an automatic deathstamp as fighting with your fists and kicking at some henchmen that won't die or back off while getting beatin' up by the giant demonic clown makes somthing as simple as collecting a new gun unbelievably frusterating.
It was okay. Enjoyable at least. Needs alot of improving.
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Two extra characters just doesn't do it to me. You only used the mascot characters.
Where's the Blue Klayman [prefurably Pik]? Where's Blockhead, Foamy, Durge, Bittey, SBC, BBQBeefBurgerMan, Beebo, one of the Retarded Animal Babys, Jerry Jackson, BurntFaceMan, Kerrigan and all those other characters on NG?
And why is it that all of the storys only last a period of 3 fights?
The game is great but I feel that you cheated out on the other characters.
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First off, why is this a maze? Furthermore, why is the mouse my curser? It's so stupid that I have to control the direction I go in with the mouse especially since the maze is as fucking narrow as possible.
The one way TO cheat doesn't even work.
It would be one thing if the mouse were a green square of some sort that you controlled with the arrow keys with a limited amount of turns.
As in your fuck ups are determined by wasted turns. As in when the counter hits zero, you start over.
But no, that would be too easy right? Making you use the very tip of the curser in the most narrow fucking maze imaginable with electric walls that will fuck up your shit is FAR more reasonable right?
I wander if I couldn't get away with cheating without activating the "Cheater" picture.
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Oh great lord of the 1337 crew, I await your second coming. The lack of your presence has left your loyal subjects longing for j00.
We long for your leadership, we long for your great justice, we long for your great PWNGE.
You're flash has always been epic win, as it mocks the would be heros of NG.
All hail the late Piconjo! Honor his bravery, as he was the last great spammer of our time.
Hail Piconjo!
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It reminds me alot of Sarah Conner from the Terminator, and since Ivy is a cyborg, I guess that would make her a hybrid between Sarah Conner and the T-1000?
Well anyway's, great and bloody. That's all I have to say.
Also, if Hank and Ivy did get into a fight, who would win?
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